Kommish's Head & Computer Exploded

(KNS) Fort Valley> Assistant Mainstreet Director Jana Jones' prediction that The Kommish's head would explode came true Friday afternoon.  What she failed to predict was that his computer would also explode.

After reading the nation wide article on Historic Preservation, massive blood flow to the brain caused by excessive exhilaration did in fact cause The Kommish's head to explode.

Debris from the explosion spilled over to The Kommish's computer and caused it to malfunction as well since duplicate messages were forced out into cyberspace, thereby jamming hundreds of Spamination Society Members computers with tons of unwanted SPAM.

When asked for an explanation, The Kommish responded like a true politician and placed the blame on someone other than himself.

"It was clearly the fault of AOL or my computer for sending out false messages which indicated my mail had not been sent out. So, I kept resending them."

The truth is that The Kommish was so pleased with the article about himself, he kept resending it so that no one would miss it.

Letters to the editor

Kommish,

What is going on?  You've sent me this email 5 times!!!!!!!!  Either you have a virus, or you've got too many different mailing lists.

Alex Khoury
Sharpsburg, GA

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Why am I getting this a million times? Seeing you once is too much!!!!

Gregory J. Dent
President & CEO
Community Health Works
Forsyth, GA 31029

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Wow, you really didn't have to send it five times though, I already knew you were famous.

Michaela Jones
Accounting Manager
Peach County Board of Commissioners

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This headline is too funny!!!!!

Hollis Towns
Editor, Cincinnati Enquirer

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Just fyi - I've received this @ 6 or 7 times.  Hope all is well!

Carmen (Haussner) Roberts
(a.k.a.Coke Cappin' Carmen)
Former Assistant Editor, moneyfields
Atlanta, GA

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Why did I get this message six times? My head might soon explode, too.

Victor Kulkosky
The Leader-Tribune

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My, oh my!  Such rock-star publicity.  Please continue to speak to the little people.  J Kudos on the well-deserved recognition.

Adriane Wood
DCA Office of Planning and Quality Growth
Regional Planning
P. O. Box 870
Macon, GA 31202

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As Billy Crystal might say, "You look marvalous," James!

Sandra Mittica
Gonzales, LA

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I'm getting many, many e-mails from you. Same one. Maybe you know this????

Kay Meyer
Jolly Nut
Fort Valley

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James,
 Please change my email address.  The other email is at work. I truly enjoy your emails.  It keeps me in touch with a little of Fort Valley. Keep up the good work. Give a hello to Fort Valley for me.

Sincerely,
Bud Haslam
Ridgecrest, California

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James,
Please add me to your email list.
Thanks,
Danny

Daniel F. Evans
President
Evans Newspapers, Inc.
Perry, Ga.

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